I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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