we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
As shirtless as possible
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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