I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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