dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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