Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
