i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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