thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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