You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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