why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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