What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
