I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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