We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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