how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So much rum. So many feels.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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