so let's talk penis.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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