Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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