Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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