Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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