you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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