I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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