Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
this will be a night to untag.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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