fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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