I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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