I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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