k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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