I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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