But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
