Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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