seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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