i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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