she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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