Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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