Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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