Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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