He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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