Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.

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(415): View more from California

Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes

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(503): View more from Oregon

i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.

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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.

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(660): View more from Missouri

sexting just seems like too much work right now.

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