But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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