ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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