He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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