I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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