honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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