didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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