yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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