shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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