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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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