ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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