She's JV to your varsity
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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