Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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