We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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