her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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