I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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