It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
