Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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