Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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