Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.