So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best