he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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