EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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