I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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