What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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