Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His hands were made for my vagina.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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